Hiya! I'm Kortney!
19 as of Nov 22.
This is my blog! So welcome 😊
Half health blog half nonsense... Splashes of everything now and then, deal with my cute quirks I give you.
One Tree Hill
Beverly Hills, 90210
Secret Life of the American Teenager
The Vampire Diaries
The Walking Dead
American Horror Story
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes